There Ain’t No Bugs On Me

Chorus:

There ain’t no bugs on me,
There ain’t no bugs on me.
There may be bugs on some of you mugs
But there ain’t no bugs on me.

Verses:

Juney Bug comes in the month of June, Lightning Bug in May,
Bed Bug comes any ol’ time but he ain’t gonna’ stay.
Squito he flies high, squito he flies low,
If old mosquito lands on me he ain’t gonna’ fly no more.

Bull frog sittin’ on a lily pad, lookin’ up at the sky,
Lily pad broke and the frog fell in, got water in his eye-ball.
Peanut sittin’ on a railroad track, his heart was all a-flutter,
Along came a train down the track, Toot Toot, peanut butter.

We had a cat down on the farm, it had a ball of yarn,
And when the baby kittens were born they all had sweaters on.
We had a goat down on the farm, it ate up old tin cans,
And when the baby goats were born they came in Ford sedans.

A doctor fell into a well and broke his collar bone.
I think that he should tend the sick and leave the well alone.
A farmer slipped on the old barn roof when the rotten boards gave way
And as he fell he shrugged and said “It’s time to hit the hay.”

Little bugs have little-er bugs, sitting on their backs to bite ‘em.
Little-er bugs have littler-er bugs and so ad infinitum.

Madeline L Pots